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Could Perimenopause Be a Hidden Culprit in the Infertility Crisis?

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Toxins Everywhere? The Infertility Conspiracy

Let’s talk about something that’s been making waves lately—infertility. Apparently, everything from our shampoo to our favorite “clean” beauty products is secretly conspiring against our ovaries. I’ve been hearing on several podcasts that toxins are the culprit. And not just the obvious ones, but even the so-called “clean” brands. One example? Frownies patches. Yep, those little wrinkle-smoothing miracles contain polyvinyl acetate, a type of adhesive that may release acetaldehyde, a known endocrine disruptor. Some researchers suggest that frequent exposure to such chemicals could interfere with hormone regulation, potentially affecting fertility. So, on top of smoothing out our fine lines, they might also be smoothing out our chances of conception. Cute.

Can We Chill on the Fear-Mongering?

Honestly, when I heard yet another thing being labeled toxic, I just about lost it. EVERYTHING is toxic! The air? Polluted. The water? Contaminated. The organic kale? Probably sprayed with some “approved” pesticide that we’ll find out in 10 years causes a third ear to sprout. Can we stop fear-mongering every single choice people make? And now, we’re saying these toxins are causing infertility? Come on. This is too far. Women can’t enjoy anything these days without being told their past decisions have irrevocable consequences. Next thing you know, breathing too aggressively will be deemed a fertility risk.

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Time Travel, Fertility, and Our Changing Timeline

Let’s take a little time-travel trip. Historically, women had children between the ages of late teens to late 20's. This is when fertility is at its peak. But today, more women are waiting until their mid-30s to start their motherhood journey - which is when fertility significantly declines. And honestly? I get it. Women want to build careers, enjoy financial stability, travel, and spend time with their partners before diving into the chaos of parenting. Plus, have you seen the price of daycare? Might as well start selling a kidney now.

A Personal Disclaimer

I had my kids young—too young, looking back on it. So, I’ll be the first to admit I don’t have firsthand experience with infertility. And if this post hits a nerve, let me extend a heartfelt apology. I have deep empathy for those struggling with infertility. Being a mother is a gift, and I can only imagine the pain of wanting something so deeply and facing roadblocks. Truly, my heart goes out to you.

Plot Twist: Perimenopause Strikes at mid 30’s

Now, let’s get into the plot twist that most of us didn’t see coming—perimenopause can start as early as your 30s. Yep, that’s right. While we’ve been told that menopause hits in your 40s or 50s, perimenopause—the transition leading up to it—can sneak up on you long before then, typically starting in your mid 30s. Dun dun dun!