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Why I’m Finally Speaking Up on Politics (And Why You Should Stop Panicking)
I don’t normally dive into politics. Frankly, it’s like walking into a den of dragons—people entrenched in their opinions with no room for a rational conversation. But here we are. I can’t just sit back and watch this utter bullshittery circulating on social media anymore. I can't even scroll through to check in on how my faraway loved ones are doing without stumbling upon some wild post about how the world is about to end, or that Trump and Elon Musk are plotting to kill us all. WHAT fresh hell are you living in that makes you think this is reality? Seriously, I’m just asking for a friend who truly doesn’t understand.
Time to Step In, Because This Crap Needs to Stop
Let me be clear: I'm so done with the endless nonsense. And the best part? You can’t even fact-check a basic claim without being bombarded with the next ridiculous "hot take" on the internet. The misinformation is rampant, and I’m sick of people fueling it. Buckle up, because here’s the truth—straight, no chaser.
Misinformation Is Everywhere—Can We Please Stop?
First off, let’s tackle the big one: the idea that the FDA is being “removed.” Sigh. Deep breath. No, they’re not being dismantled, people. The FDA isn’t just going to poof disappear overnight. It's been around for over 100 years, and while it’s got its flaws (believe me, we know), it’s not going anywhere. No politician, no president, no billionaire is just going to waltz in and hit “delete” on the entire agency. So unless you're living in a reality where basic facts don’t exist, stop spreading the nonsense. We need the FDA to keep our food and drugs regulated, and while it could use some improvement, the idea of it being wiped out is straight-up laughable. Get it together.
And for the love of sanity, let’s address this one: Medications can’t just be banned. If you’ve heard someone say, “They’re going to ban all our meds!” please—take a step back. That’s not how it works. The approval process for medications is long, complex, and involves a whole lot of scientific research, clinical trials, and oversight. Banning medications would not only be legally impossible, but it would also have a huge public health impact. So no, you can’t just snap your fingers and make all your prescribed medications disappear. If you want to get into the weeds, think about this: There are laws, regulations, and protections in place to ensure that people who rely on certain medications for health reasons aren’t suddenly left in the lurch. Sure, the system isn’t perfect, but no one—no one—is coming for your prescriptions. Stop freaking out over misinformation. You’re doing yourself, and the world, no favors by spreading this fear.
Musk Is Not Running the Show—And Neither Are You
Alright, onto the next “hot take” from the peanut gallery: the idea that Musk is secretly pulling all the strings and running the show. Spoiler alert: he’s not. He was hired to help clean up the government’s mess—and what has he found so far? A whole lot of wasteful, unnecessary spending that, guess what, we absolutely don’t need. He’s not some puppet master behind the curtain. He’s just someone trying to figure out how to stop taxpayers from hemorrhaging money on things that don’t serve us. So let’s kill that fantasy and keep it moving.
And, let’s talk about the bashing of Elon Musk’s Asperger's, shall we? It’s not only ignorant—it’s downright disgusting. To those of you out there using it as some cheap insult—shame on you. Maybe take a look in the mirror before you start calling someone names and acting like a total cunt. You’re contributing to the very same discrimination that people in the Autistic and ADHD community face daily. The fact that anyone feels the need to target someone’s neurodivergence for a cheap laugh is just appalling. So, here’s a wild thought: maybe keep your toxic comments to yourself and try being a decent human for once. Just because someone’s brain works a little differently doesn’t make them any less valuable, and it certainly doesn’t give you the right to be a complete jerk.
Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid: A Wake-Up Call
Now, the final point that always sends people spiraling: Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. People love to scream, “We’re running out of money! It’s all going to crash!” But here’s the real truth: cutting the wasteful, unnecessary spending will actually help those programs. I know, I know—crazy, right? But think about it: If you’re struggling to pay your mortgage and put food on the table, are you going to just keep throwing your money away on things you don’t need, or are you going to get your act together and focus on what matters? Newsflash: our government should be doing the same thing. It’s not about cutting the programs that matter, it’s about cutting out the ridiculous spending that doesn’t.
Let’s Stop the Panic, Shall We?
People, seriously: take a moment. Breathe. Before you panic and run to your keyboard to spread the latest “breaking news” from your cousin’s best friend’s dog walker’s uncle, do us all a favor—check your sources. Take a second to think critically. We’ve got enough to deal with without living in a constant state of fear because someone somewhere has decided to stir the pot for clicks and attention.
So here’s a little reality check from me to you: calm your tits, take a damn chill pill, and get off the internet for a hot minute. The world isn’t ending tomorrow, and Musk isn’t running the government like some kind of tech dictator. Step away from the doomscrolling and remember that most of this is just noise. Let's be smarter than that.
And for the love of all things sane, stop spewing hate and misinformation just to make yourself feel better. The world needs fewer keyboard warriors and more thoughtful humans.
Now, get out there and enjoy your day without worrying about the next apocalypse. You’ve got better things to do. Trust me.
Oh, and if you feel the need to leave a nasty comment—just don’t. I will not be feeding your ego by engaging in some ridiculous argument because you feel slighted in some way instead of thinking critically and logically.
XoXo
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