Your Weekly Dose of Chaos & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks, and Slightly Unhinged Wisdom
Hey there,
Welcome to your one-stop shop, where you get to pick and choose between my posts, all fueled by a solid mix of creativity, caffeine, and—let’s be real—a little bit of chaos.
Gone are the days of me hoarding ideas like a dragon clutching treasure (trust me, I had a whole vault going). Instead, you get all the goods right here, no fluff, just the stuff that’ll make you laugh, think, and maybe even question my sanity. But hey, that’s part of the charm, right?
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So grab your coffee (or wine, no judgment) and dive into this chaos-filled goodness. You might just find a recipe that will make you feel like a gourmet chef, or a life update that’ll have you nodding in solidarity like, “Yep, been there.”
Enjoy the ride.
This Week’s Recipe(s):
So my daughter requested chicken Parmesan this week, which is shocking because teenagers seem to only want food when they magically appear in the kitchen at 10 PM. So here you go.
This Week’s Reads:
[Handpicked gems that will make you laugh, learn, or side-eye the food industry]
🔗 Referee Articles (Free for all!)
Your Bean is Calling (Guys, Take Notes)
A Hands-On Guide to Mastering the Art of Clitoral Bliss (Because Guess What? It’s Not a Myth!)
Cultural Chaos: The Great Erase Debate
Why We Need to Stop Canceling the Past and Start Learning from It (Before We All Lose Our Damn Minds)
A Tale of Sacrifice, Self-Discovery, and the Horrifying Realization That I Was Really Bad at This Whole “Traditional Wife” Thing
Ditching Distractions-My (Mostly Fun) Dopamine Cleanse
What to Remove for a Low-Toxin Lifestyle: Your Car
Easy-to-Follow Lists for Every Area of Your Life
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From Hot Mess to Health Obsessed
How I Ditched the Diet Drama, Told Toxins to Kick Rocks, and Finally Figured Out WTF My Body Needs
Magnesium: The Unsung Hero of Health
What Foods Have It, What It Does for Your Body, How Much We Need, and Which Type to Choose
The Great American Food Fight: Why Ditching Chemicals Has Everyone Losing Their Minds
Less Toxic Junk, More Real Food—Why Is That So Controversial?
What’s New With Me:
The latest from my world—I’m 1000% a texter, not a caller. Unless we’re having a deep, hours-long convo—then, sure, I’ll pick up the phone. But 99.9% of the time? Text or email me.
Now, if I’m knee-deep in a hyperfocus-fueled writing sesh, my phone might as well be on another planet. Notifications? Ignored. Calls? What calls? It’s basically the plague until I come up for air.
Except, of course, for the one time my phone decided to blow up like the world was ending. Was there an emergency? A crisis? Nope. It was my father, calling repeatedly to ask if I had checked a box on my property taxes. Why? Because he had just discovered a tax break and was determined to make sure I was informed—even though I already have it set up. But since it’s new to him, it must be new to everyone. Thanks, Dad.
So, what about you? Are you a die-hard texter, or do you actually like talking on the phone? Or are you like me—ignoring your phone entirely until it’s convenient? Let me know!
What About the Podcast?
For now, Crunchy Culture is hitting pause. 🎙️ As much as I’d love to reach a broader audience, podcasting just wasn’t fueling me—it was draining me. Writing is my true passion and where I feel called to be. So, until I figure out how I want to share audibly, the podcast will be on a break. Stay tuned for what’s next! ✨
Either way, you know I’ll keep things spicy. Stay tuned, stay nourished, and stay fabulous.
Xoxo
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