Your Weekly Dose of Chaos & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks, and Slightly Unhinged Wisdom
Hey there,
Welcome to your one-stop shop, where you get to pick and choose between my posts, all fueled by a solid mix of creativity, caffeine, and—let’s be real—a little bit of chaos.
Gone are the days of me hoarding ideas like a dragon clutching treasure (trust me, I had a whole vault going). Instead, you get all the goods right here, no fluff, just the stuff that’ll make you laugh, think, and maybe even question my sanity. But hey, that’s part of the charm, right?
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Enjoy the ride.
This Week’s Recipe(s):
This Week’s Reads
[Handpicked gems that will make you laugh, learn, or side-eye the food industry.]
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My Miscarriage Journey (And How I Learned to Navigate the Chaos being Rh-)
Because sometimes the body has other plans, and apparently, so does biology.
Shape Up Your Style: Dress for Confidence, Not Just the Occasion
Discover the power of dressing for your body shape to feel like the best version of yourself.
Sweat It Out: The (Almost) Magical Powers of Infrared Saunas
Detox, De-Stress, and Pretend You’re at a Luxury Spa—All While Just Sitting There
Woo-Woo or Wise? Why Prevention Shouldn’t Cost a Fortune
Healthcare reacts, but what if we could stop the chaos before it starts? A snarky take on wellness, integrative medicine, and why my husband always ends up eating his words.
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Unveiling the Unseen Dangers and Sustainable Solutions to Protect ur Health and the Environment
CBD: The Miracle Cure or Just Another Hype?
Breaking Down the Buzz, the Benefits, and the Baggage—For Pets, Kids, and Everyone in Between.
Your Marriage Deserves More Than Just Netflix and Takeout
How to Keep the Spark Alive Without Relying on 'Hey, What’s for Dinner?
Why Animal Collagen is the Best
Forget Powders and Drinks, Go Low and Slow with Real Food
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What’s New With Me:
The latest from my world—The ocean calls to my soul. The waves whisper secrets to me, pulling me in to bask in their embrace. I used to be terrified of it, afraid I’d get swept away, drowning in my own emotions. So, I built walls. Very effective walls, I thought. But guess what? Those walls cracked. And the leaks? Yeah, they started to escape. The pressure was too much, and I couldn’t hold the line any longer.
Finally, I let it all out. I broke free. The dam shattered, and I embraced the current. I let go. I trusted the water. I trusted that I wouldn’t be sucked under. And you know what? I didn’t drown. The waves knew exactly where to take me. And now, I’m just floating along, enjoying the ride—letting go of control. Turns out, the ocean is way better at guiding me than I ever could be.
So, yeah, life is a hell of a ride, but maybe the trick is learning how to float with it. You don’t have to control every wave. You just need to trust that it knows where it’s taking you.
What About the Podcast?
For now, Crunchy Culture is hitting pause. 🎙️ As much as I’d love to reach a broader audience, podcasting just wasn’t fueling me—it was draining me. Writing is my true passion and where I feel called to be. So, until I figure out how I want to share audibly, the podcast will be on a break. Stay tuned for what’s next! ✨
Either way, you know I’ll keep things spicy. Stay tuned, stay nourished, and stay fabulous.
Xoxo
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