Your Weekly Dose of Chaos & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks, and Slightly Unhinged Wisdom
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Enjoy the ride.
This Week’s Recipe(s):
BBQ Ham Steaks with Cranberry Rice Pilaf
Loaded Burger with Panko-Breaded Portabella Mushroom Bun
This Week’s Reads
[Handpicked gems that will make you laugh, learn, or side-eye the food industry.]
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Hot Girl Healing: Learning to Love the Skin I’m In
Because life’s too short to hate your thighs—and too long to skip dessert.
Crowned in Chaos: Why I Strut Through Life’s Sh*tstorms Like a Queen
Twists, monsters, and mugwarts be damned — this warrior was built for the wild ride.
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When the Glow-Up Goes Sideways
Healing ain’t always cute—but it’s real, raw, and so damn worth it.
Ditch the pity party, grab some gratitude, and watch your life (and posture) transform.
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What’s New With Me:
The latest from my world—Roots can run deep, grounding you in the past, but that shouldn’t stop you from reaching to the sky. Even when life feels heavy, you have the power to stretch upward, towards the sun, and bloom into something greater. Embrace the balance between your history and your potential, and let your light shine bright.
Keep things spicy. Stay tuned, stay nourished, and stay fabulous.
Xoxo
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