Your Weekly Dose of Chaos, Crunchy Wisdom & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks & Self-Discovery (The Slightly Unhinged Edition)
Hey there,
Welcome back to your favorite weekly pit stop for real food, real talk, and real transformation. I’ve brewed the coffee (okay, mocktail), stirred the sauce, and cracked open my brain vault to bring you another batch of curated chaos—with zero fluff, all flavor.
Gone are the days of me hoarding ideas like a dragon guarding ancestral sourdough starter. I’m sharing it all here: the recipes that fuel your soul, the reads that make you think (and side-eye the food system), and for my paid subscribers… a 3 week spooky challenge: Exorcise & Enchant Your Health.
If you’re just lurking and haven’t subscribed yet—what are you waiting for? Trust me, this is the crunchy chaos you do want in your inbox every week.
So grab your notebook, your herbal tea (or wine—I see you), and let’s dive in.
🍽️ This Week’s Recipe
There are plenty of magical creations waiting for you in the “From My Kitchen” tab… or join the Spooky Challenge to unlock multiple recipes designed to fit all your witchy, wellness-loving ways. 🖤✨
📖 This Week’s Free Read
Feed the right Wolf
Inside all of us, two wolves are throwing down. Feed the hopeful, badass one and watch your life stop being a hot mess.
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🖤 3-Week Spooky Subscriber Challenge: “Exorcise & Enchant Your Health”
Theme: Each week, we tackle one “haunted habit” (something zapping energy or well-being) and replace it with a nourishing, magical ritual or recipe—because we’re all about swapping chaos for charm.
The sugar goblins are gone… but now it’s time to face a new kind of haunted habit: stress shadows.
Week 2 of our “Exorcise & Enchant Your Health” Challenge is all about ghosting stress, banishing anxious energy, and creating calm that sticks. You’ll discover:
Grounding morning rituals to start your day centered and powerful
Hearty, magical soups that nourish your body and soul
Evening reflection rituals & calming teas to release the day’s tension
DIY potions for self-care—bath soaks, sprays, and mini magical spells
✨ Whether you’re cooking up Ghoul-ash Soup or sipping a potion of calm, Week 2 is about turning haunted habits into magical wellness rituals.
Pro Tip: Don’t worry if you’re short on time or on a budget—every ritual has quick store-bought hacks so nobody misses out on the magic.
🖤 Get ready to ghost your stress shadows and reclaim your energy… your magical week awaits!
💌 [Link to paid-only challenge drop]
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Keep things spicy. Stay nourished. And never stop asking the real questions.
xoxo,
Tina
The Wellness Blondie – Real Food. Real Talk. Real Healing.
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