Your Weekly Dose of Chaos, Crunchy Wisdom & Culinary Genius

Serving Up Sass, Snacks & Self-Discovery (The Slightly Unhinged Edition)

Hey there,

Welcome back to your favorite weekly pit stop for real food, real talk, and real transformation. I’ve brewed the coffee (okay, mocktail), stirred the sauce, and cracked open my brain vault to bring you another batch of curated chaos—with zero fluff, all flavor.

Gone are the days of me hoarding ideas like a dragon guarding ancestral sourdough starter. I’m sharing it all here: the recipes that fuel your soul, the reads that make you think (and side-eye the food system), and for my paid subscribers… the raw, real healing work in the Who the Fuck Am I? challenge.

If you’re just lurking and haven’t subscribed yet—what are you waiting for? Trust me, this is the crunchy chaos you do want in your inbox every week.

So grab your notebook, your herbal tea (or wine—I see you), and let’s dive in.

🍽️ This Week’s Recipe

Hypochlorus Acid Cleaning Solution

A powerful, non-toxic way to disinfect and deodorize your home—safe for you, your family, and the planet. “This cleaning solution is my one and only and my go to!
🔗 [Link to recipe]

📖 This Week’s Free Read

Unlock your Fitness Potential

Learn how to understand your body and choose the right workout that works with you, not against you.: Understanding and choosing the right workout Routine for your body
🔗 [Link to article]

🔥 For Paid Subscribers Only:

Who the Fuck Am I? Workbook Challenge - Chapter 8: What the Fuck do I even Like?

Strip away the noise, stop overthinking, and finally rediscover the things that genuinely light you up—because it’s time to embrace what makes you happy.

🖊️ Reminder: You’ll need a notebook or digital journal to track your breakthroughs.

💌 [Link to paid-only challenge drop]

If you’re not a paid subscriber yet, this is your sign. You’re missing 80+ exclusive articles and a front-row seat to your own transformation. Let’s be real: the best stuff is rarely free.

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Keep things spicy. Stay nourished. And never stop asking the real questions.

xoxo,
Tina
The Wellness Blondie – Real Food. Real Talk. Real Healing.

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