Your Weekly Dose of Chaos, Crunchy Wisdom & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks & Self-Discovery (The Slightly Unhinged Edition)
Hey there,
Welcome back to your favorite weekly pit stop for real food, real talk, and real transformation. I’ve brewed the coffee (okay, mocktail), stirred the sauce, and cracked open my brain vault to bring you another batch of curated chaos—with zero fluff, all flavor.
Gone are the days of me hoarding ideas like a dragon guarding ancestral sourdough starter. I’m sharing it all here: the recipes that fuel your soul, the reads that make you think (and side-eye the food system), and for my paid subscribers… the raw, real healing work in the Who the Fuck Am I? challenge.
If you’re just lurking and haven’t subscribed yet—what are you waiting for? Trust me, this is the crunchy chaos you do want in your inbox every week.
So grab your notebook, your herbal tea (or wine—I see you), and let’s dive in.
🍽️ This Week’s Recipe
Grilled Shrimp & Pineapple Lettuce Wraps with Chili-Lime Drizzle - Perfect for hot nights when you still want real food
🔗 [Link to recipe]
📖 This Week’s Free Read
From Ramble to Real Talk:
How to Journal Your Way Through a Quarter-Life Crisis Without Setting Everything on Fire (Yet).
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🔥 For Paid Subscribers Only:
Who the Fuck Am I? Workbook Challenge – Week 3: Rage, Resentment & Burnout Bitch
This week, we’re ripping the lid off the pressure cooker. You know—the one where your anger simmers under the surface, your resentment quietly stacks up like unpaid emotional invoices, and burnout shows up wearing a smile and clutching a to-do list.
We’re not brushing it off or bottling it up. We’re ranting, releasing, and finally giving ourselves permission to feel all of it—without guilt, without apology. This isn’t about “just breathe” or “think positive.” This is about getting real with what’s been building, who it’s directed at, and why it’s time to take your damn power back.
It’s messy. It’s honest. It’s necessary.
Welcome to the part where we stop swallowing our fire—and start using it. 🔥
🖊️ Reminder: You’ll need a notebook or digital journal to track your breakthroughs.
💌 [Link to paid-only challenge]
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Keep things spicy. Stay nourished. And never stop asking the real questions.
xoxo,
Tina
The Wellness Blondie – Real Food. Real Talk. Real Healing.
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