Your Weekly Dose of Chaos & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks, and Slightly Unhinged Wisdom
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Enjoy the ride.
This Week’s Recipe(s):
With warmer temps and a building excitement for patio meals I want to share my favorite recipes that get me through every warm weather season.
This Week’s Reads
[Handpicked gems that will make you laugh, learn, or side-eye the food industry.]
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What’s New With Me:
The latest from my world—Spring has finally hit my northern Wisconsin area and it feels so great to get outside. Lots of things to do outside in the coming month. Have to get my plants in the garden, we have to get the boat pulled out and set up for the season, and we have to figure out something for our back patio area. Last year the pallet deck we made had finally taken a turn for the worse and we need to replace it but unsure how we want to do so. If you have any DIY budget friendly ideas please share then with me.
Keep things spicy. Stay tuned, stay nourished, and stay fabulous.
Xoxo
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