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Your Weekly Dose of Chaos, Crunchy Wisdom & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks & Self-Discovery (The Slightly Unhinged Edition)
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T. Sorenson
💋Chapter 3: Rage, Resentment & The Burnout Bitch
(Why You're Always So Damn Angry)
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Grilled Shrimp & Pineapple Lettuce Wraps with Chili-Lime Drizzle
Perfect for hot nights when you still want real food
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T. Sorenson
From Ramble to Real Talk
How My Unhinged Word Vomit Turns into Articles That (Hopefully) Help Someone
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T. Sorenson
Marriage, Laundry, and the Art of Not Losing Each Other
A brutally honest look at love after years of life together — and the simple (awkward, necessary, beautiful) ways to reconnect.
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T. Sorenson
💋 Chapter 2: The Sex Talk (But Like… the Real One)
(Reclaiming Desire, Pleasure, and What You Want)
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T. Sorenson
Your Weekly Dose of Chaos, Crunchy Wisdom & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks & Self-Discovery (The Slightly Unhinged Edition)
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T. Sorenson
Tuna Stuffed Avocados
Why you’ll love it:
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T. Sorenson
Low-Carb Fruit-Filled Breakfast Tacos
High-protein, high-fiber, and perfect for a simple, energizing start to the day.
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T. Sorenson
Unfiltered. Unhealed. Unstoppable
A Raw Journaling Breakdown
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T. Sorenson
💋Identity Crisis in Yoga Pants (…or Whatever You’re Wearing)
(Roles, Labels & Losing Yourself in the Noise)
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T. Sorenson
Your Weekly Dose of Chaos, Crunchy Wisdom & Culinary Genius
Serving Up Sass, Snacks & Self-Discovery (The Slightly Unhinged Edition)
 • 
T. Sorenson
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